How to get pregnant

After years of knowing you’d quite like a baby, yanno in principle, one day, in the far off future = after there have been more mojitos,…

Miracles

To my dearest baby Nib, I’ve always believed in miracles. I just never thought one would happen for me. You see, our family already had…

Seeking a friend for the zombie apocalypse

F32 desperately seeking: a confidante, partner in crime and faithful sidekick. Must possess the wit of Dorothy Parker and the loyalty of Winnie the Pooh. You…

Don't push the river

I’ve always been a determined sort of person. My mum tells the story of how after watching me play as a little girl her best…

11 years of us

  In what has become an annual tradition around these parts, here is my anniversary letter to my other half He Who Shall Not Be…

2014: the ask and the answer

So 2014 is dead, long live 2015. For at least 363 more days at least. In what’s become a little bit of a tradition (2013,…

Bleak midwinter

It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas… As in I’m feeling incredibly sad. I knew this was coming even thoughout the past couple of…